Alright, at first our (Rosalyn and Lily's) god was called gypsidian (rights...) but now we established our new religion xD. we call it Tomato. Toma and Tomohisa (yamapi).
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God: Tomato
Nickname: Tomapi, gypsidian, BITCH! i dont need no nickname
Philosophy: Tomatoism
Followers: tomatonese
confucius: Tomato-licious
joining: idk, do sumfing with a tomato
motto: Tomato... the way of life
bible: sauce-pan or source pan (get it? sauce? well? ok, ignore me)
our rules and laws:
- Private convos are prohibited
- Do not question us on things (we find) illogical
- Bribes should be in cash
- Tomato will not speak to you.
- Dont even attempt to talk to tomato coz you'll look like an idiot talking to a vegetable... or fruit
- commoners are too underprivileged and must speak through Lily-sama or SuperRosalyn
Our teachings:
- we do not trip on the rock, the rock trip off us
- we do not move around the place, the place moves around us
- we do not steal things, we permanently borrow them
- we do not find lost things, lost things finds us
- we do not make the world go round, the world makes us go around
- we do not lie, the lie is within us
- we do not hate others, the others hates us (maybe its bcoz we started spitfire wif them 1st)
- we dont smell, we sniff. (e.g oh god! wat is that sniff?....ok ignore me)
- balls dont hit us, we hit the ball
- rain dont fall on us, we float to them
- we are not the same to everyone, YOU are the same to everyone
- we are not idiots, you are! becoz u dunnoe wat were on about
- we do not wear clothes, the clothes wears us
- we do not clean becoz we ARE clean
- we do not steal the jewellery, the rat stole the jewellery and we stole the rat (which came with the jewellery... value added!)
- the more is not the merrier, the merrier is the more
- We do not age, but time do
- Never blame yourself.... so we blame other people. but,
- we dont blame other people bcoz they are alraedy blamed
- Our phones do not ring, you are just hallucinating
- Our phones do not ring, becoz we send brain wave messages. we can read ur mind
- We dont believe theres love at first sight, but we believe theres love at first fight
- the world isnt filled with intoxicated air, you are filled with intoxicating air and as you're reading this, you are releasing more intoxicating air! so wats ur problem?
- we do not need to study because we are the knowledge
- We do not pretend to know everything, we pretend not to
- we do not need money, money needs us like ur parents need you
- money are not meant to buy you friends, money are meant to buy enemies
- we give you nothing for ur birthday because nothing is better than money
- We believe the opposite of Darkness should be Kradness
- Never judge a book by its cover,then why does a picture says a thousand word?
- Hurting people mentally is more effectively than hurting someone physically
- We are not sent to hell, hell is sent to us! ( one assignment after another)
- We do not sleep on beds, it happens to lie under us
- people put their hand on their heart to be sincere, but we hold our heart IN our hand
- people play hide and seek, we play seek and hide
- We believe people do not hate us, they are just jealous
ok, thats most of our teachings. i cant give out free lessons all the time so u gta pay if u wna noe more